Independent Art Research, Education & Entertainment

Uncovering Secrets in Famous Artworks

For years I've privately catalogued what I believe are details that master painters and sculptors concealed in plain sight. Most art scholars would treat the same marks as accidents of paint or perception, and they are often right. If you own, or are thinking of buying, a piece of fine art, an Art Review is a documented search for what might be hidden in it. I've even hidden clues to details I believe I have found in famous works of Christian art in the illustrations of my debut children's picture book titled Nicky's Secret: A Christmas Story.

An Art Review is my opinion — not a valuation, authentication or attribution — and I make no claim it will affect what your piece is worth. My method is untested — never validated, peer-reviewed or replicated — and I hold no qualification in art history, connoisseurship, valuation or authentication. There is presently no publicly available evidence that it reliably finds anything. You pay for hours of looking, not for a result. The US$249 Quotation Fee starts the process; each review is quoted separately, from US$30,000.

The Phenomenon

I Think Artists Hide Things In Plain Sight

What follows is my interpretation and opinion, not a finding of fact. I make no claim that any artist intended what I describe, that anyone else would see the same thing, or that any of it can be verified.

Pareidolia is the tendency of our minds to see faces and familiar forms in random visual noise like the texture of clouds, wood grain, or a slice of toast. Mainstream scholarship tends to treat such perceptions in artworks as noise rather than intent. My research suggests that many of history's greatest artists were fluent in the language of pareidolia, and used it intentionally, hiding symbolic details in plain sight for viewers willing to look closely enough to find them.

Below are two examples. The first one is fairly well-documented online. The other is one I noticed and, to my knowledge, isn't described anywhere else. You can drag your cursor across the first image to see what's hiding.You can drag your finger across the first image to see what's hiding.

Exhibit One
Saint Sebastian by Andrea Mantegna, c. 1457–59, with a horse-rider concealed in the clouds Drag to zoom Touch to zoom
Saint Sebastian — Andrea Mantegna, c. 1457–59 (as dated by the Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna, where it hangs). Look for the horse-rider in the clouds.
Exhibit Two
Route de village, Auvers by Paul Cézanne, with a large hidden face
Route de village, Auvers — Paul Cézanne. See the large face?

These aren't isolated cases. My independent research — which draws on art history, science, and religious symbolism — has catalogued many such details across famous paintings, often details significant to the work's subject matter.

Take the horse-rider hidden in the clouds above: it appears in Saint Sebastian, painted by Andrea Mantegna c. 1457–59 (as dated by the Kunsthistorisches Museum) and now in that museum in Vienna. Two other versions of the same subject are also attributed to Mantegna — one in the Louvre, one in Venice's Ca' d'Oro.

Three extant versions of Andrea Mantegna's Saint Sebastian. The dates printed in the image are Wikipedia's; the Kunsthistorisches Museum dates the Vienna version c. 1457–59. Credit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Sebastian_(Mantegna)

I can't speak to the authorship of any of these versions, and I make no claim about which came first or which is by whose hand — those are questions for the museums, catalogue raisonné committees and conservators who are qualified to answer them. What I can say is what I think I see: a horse-rider form in the Vienna painting that reads to me as deliberate. It seems like real artistic invention that would not tend to arise from someone copying an existing artwork. Indeed, a hidden detail like this would be very difficult for a forger to notice, and thus to copy. But I'm not a licensed, accredited or certified art valuer, appraiser or authenticator, I hold no formal qualification in art history, connoisseurship, forensic art analysis or valuation, and my method has never been tested or peer-reviewed. So this is just my two cents.

If you'd like this kind of analysis applied to a specific piece — one you own, or are thinking about buying — that's exactly what the Art Review service further down this page is for. It is offered only to clients in the USA, the UK, Germany, the Netherlands, Canada (excluding Quebec) and Australia. In Germany and the Netherlands it is offered to business clients only — not to consumers buying for themselves. Please note that the service is provided in English only. See clause B1 of the Terms.

The Researcher

About

I'm Bany Jaya — independent researcher, and author of Nicky's Secret: A Christmas Story, a children's picture book filled with fascinating details hidden in famous works of Christian art.

For better or worse, I can't help but question what others consider "settled science". Having spent years carefully hiding artistic and other references inside the picture book I was working on, I began to notice anomalies in the works of some of these artists: deliberate choices that resembled the ones I was making. And what I found was compelling enough that I ended up hiding those very findings inside the illustrations of my own book. However, unlike the original artists, I intend to reveal at least some of what I have found so that others can appreciate the true depth of what these masters have created.

A small number of the details hidden in my book are existing discoveries by others, but most are not to be found anywhere in the published literature that I have searched. Of course, I might have simply missed such references, since papers do exist on findings arising from pareidolia.

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If you own, or are considering buying, a painting or sculpture, I offer the same kind of analysis directly — as an Art Review.

The Book

Cover of Nicky's Secret: A Christmas Story

Nicky's Secret: A Christmas Story

Nicky's Secret is written for 4-to-8-year-olds, in language conforming to both American and British English. Kids and adults alike tend to be surprised and delighted by the twists and turns the story takes, right up to the end.

Use the links below to read the entire book for free in low-resolution, watch it being read aloud on video, or to learn more about it from the fact sheet.

Want to buy it? View bookshops worldwide carrying Nicky's Secret. In some countries (i.e. presently the USA and Australia) you can even find the hardcover edition, which has noticeably better paper, binding and print quality than the softcover.

The Art Review

The Art Review: How It Works, What It Costs

What is hiding in that artwork you own or plan to buy?

An Art Review is a documented, manual visual examination of photographs of your artwork, carried out by me personally, without automated analysis or AI, over a set number of hours, looking for forms and details I believe the artist may have concealed deliberately. What you receive is a written report of what I found, or of what I did not find.

What this is not. It is not a valuation, an authentication, an attribution, an appraisal, or advice of any kind. I hold no formal qualification in art history, connoisseurship, forensic analysis or valuation, and my method has never been tested, peer-reviewed or published in the scientific literature. It is a subjective opinion arrived at by looking carefully — nothing more. Before acting on anything in a report, get independent advice from a suitably qualified professional.

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How It Works

Two separate payments, two separate steps. The Quotation Fee (US$249, approximately A$357) is what gets the process started and buys you a custom quote. The Art Review itself is quoted individually for your piece and starts at US$30,000 — see example fees below. Both are total amounts payable. No Australian GST is presently charged on any fee, wherever you are. Prices will not change when I register for GST, but the price shown will include it for Australian clients.

Australian dollar figures shown on this page are approximate, converted at an indicative rate of 1 USD = 1.4328 AUD (updated 15 October 2026). This is an estimate only. The amount actually debited will be set by your bank or payment provider at their rate on the day and may include foreign exchange margins and international transaction fees. The contractual price is the US dollar amount. Rates supplied by ExchangeRate-API.

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Pay the Quotation Fee

US$249 via secure Stripe checkout. This protects you from frontrunning and limits requests to genuine clients.

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Tell me about your piece

After you pay, I'll email you personally from my own address. Reply only to that address with a few digital photos — from several angles if it's a sculpture. It's the only confidential channel.

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Get your custom quote

Within ten business days of receiving enough material to price the work (or of the later date in clause B5, in the few cases it sets out), I'll be in touch with the precise fee and the number of hours it covers. The quote is valid for 60 days. Anything you send to my address is seen only by me — see clause B13 for how that stays true.

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Approve & pay

Sign the Art Review Agreement I send you, and reply to my email with the scanned contract. I'll email you a countersigned copy with bank details, and you pay by bank transfer within 30 days. You cover bank charges and currency conversion costs. The quoted fee must arrive in full.

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Receive your Art Review

A written report setting out the hours worked, what I examined, and any hidden details I believe I found — for an artwork on the Schedule, only new ones. If the report finds nothing, that's a complete delivery, with no refunds on that basis.

Start with the Quotation Fee

You'll provide your email address and a telephone number at the checkout. Your number is provided only so I can reach you about your order if email fails or something is urgent. The receipt you get is your dated proof of claim under my frontrunning promise. The button opens a new window to the secure Stripe payment gateway. Paying the fee means you accept the Art Review Service Terms, which are also linked at the checkout.

Before you pay, check the Schedule of Prior Analysis to make sure your artwork is not on that list. Artworks on that list do not benefit from all the confidentiality guarantees. I have already researched every artwork on that list extensively, so if yours is on it and you choose to go ahead, your report will contain only what I find that is new — nothing I had already found before you paid (clause B9).

US$249
approx. A$357
Confidentiality starts only when you pay here and then reply only to my email — how that works.
Refunded in full if I decline the job, or in several other set situations — see the refund terms.
If I'm fully booked, the payment page will say so and you won't be charged.

Before you pay, a short eligibility check. I supply this service in six jurisdictions only, and in two of them to business clients only. Your answers are not saved or sent from this page — you will be asked the same questions again at the Stripe checkout, where they are recorded against your order. Business clients in Germany and the Netherlands: you must have a VAT identification number to use this service (a public body that has none may give other official evidence of its status instead). You may enter it at the Stripe checkout, where it is optional; if you don't, I will ask you for it by email. I verify it before any work begins.

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Where this service is offered: the USA, the UK, Germany and the Netherlands (business clients only), Canada (but not Quebec) and Australia — see clause B1. Enquiries from elsewhere may be considered case by case: ask here or at email@hunchtrail.com, but neither is confidential, so please don't identify any artwork.

If you are a consumer in the United Kingdom: you have 14 days to cancel without giving a reason. The checkout asks you two separate questions: whether you want me to start work before those 14 days are up, and whether you accept that your right to cancel this Quotation ends once I have sent you the quote. Nothing is pre-ticked. If you cancel before I have sent the quote, the US$249 is refunded in full. If you don't both ask me to start early and accept that your right to cancel ends with the quote, I won't start until the 14 days have passed, and my ten business days for the quote run from then. Consumers in Canada have cancellation rights under their own provincial law instead — see clause B26. Full details, and the cancellation form, are in Part B of the Terms.

Fee Estimate

While every quote is custom, the examples below should help you estimate your likely fees and turnaround time.

  • Each estimate below covers three (3) review passes, the default number I quote for. If you want more passes, or fewer, say so and the quote and the Services Agreement will state the number we agree on — see clause B6 of the Terms.
  • A review pass is a full manual scan of the artwork for hidden details, usually lasting from several hours to several days for very large and detailed works.
  • Preparation time is required before each session — not unlike letting your eyes adjust before stargazing — and passes spaced several days apart produce the best results.
  • Fees increase with the number of hours, the size of the piece, and its level of detail. The hidden details from the artworks I've concealed in my book typically required around eight (8) review passes to uncover, but diminishing returns tended to set in beyond the fourth or fifth pass.
  • Turnaround figures are indicative estimates, not guaranteed dates — see clause B3 of the Terms. Because passes are spaced several days apart, more passes means a longer elapsed time.

How the fee is calculated. Your quote states an hourly rate and the total number of examination hours it buys, organised into review passes. The fee is the rate multiplied by the hours. I keep a contemporaneous time record and give it to you with your report. You are paying for those hours of examination, not for a result. If these hours produce no findings, the report says so and the engagement has been performed in full, with no refunds permitted on this basis. I don't give verbal findings, and anything said before the report lands is preliminary. If a piece warrants more hours than we agreed, I may suggest additional ones, but no extra hour is worked or charged unless you agree in writing and pay for it first, and you are never obliged to accept the suggestion.

Each figure below is the total amount payable. For GST and the Australian dollar figures, see the note on prices above. Bank charges, telegraphic transfer fees and currency conversion costs are borne by the client.

Tap or click any image to enlarge it.

Exhibit A — Limited detail
US$30,000
approx. A$42,984
~2 weeks turnaround
Exhibit B — Moderate detail
US$70,000
approx. A$100,297
~4 weeks turnaround
Exhibit C — Rich detail
US$180,000
approx. A$257,906
~6 weeks turnaround
Exhibit D — Intricate detail
US$350,000
approx. A$501,483
~9 weeks turnaround

General Enquiries

Get In Touch

Have a general question that isn't answered in the FAQ below? Send it here.

This form is not confidential, and neither is email@hunchtrail.com. Messages sent either way may in future be read by a staff member, and no confidentiality guarantee applies to them — so please don't identify any artwork you're thinking of having reviewed.

I supply this service in six places only: the USA, the UK, Canada excluding Quebec, and Australia, as well as to business clients in Germany and the Netherlands. You are welcome to enquire about a bespoke arrangement from outside these jurisdictions.

The only confidential route is to pay the Quotation Fee: I then email you personally from my own address, and everything about your artwork goes only to that address (see clause B13 of the Terms). The payment button only works for clients in those six places, so the confidential route is designed only for them; anyone else can reach me through this form or email@hunchtrail.com.

NOTE: A bespoke agreement will not often be possible. The obstacles are legal rather than commercial — consumer, tax, language, and data-protection rules that a one-person business working in English cannot meet in every country. Most of what makes an unlisted country difficult is its consumer-protection laws, which do not apply where the client is contracting for a trade, business or profession. If you are enquiring on behalf of a gallery, dealership, auction house, insurer, fund or other business, please say so and provide your registration or VAT number.

Your message is sent to me by email through Amazon Web Services (AWS) in Sydney, which keeps a backup copy for 180 days in case the email goes astray. The email itself, and my reply, are kept for seven years, in case you later become a client and either of us needs to refer back to them — see sections 1.2 and 4 of our Privacy Policy.

Questions, Answered

Frequently Asked Questions

Confidentiality, frontrunning, and your artwork

Are my identity and the findings of my report confidential?

Confidential permanently: who you are, including your name and address; the photographs and information you send me before I deliver your report (or, if there is no report, before the engagement ends); and the fact that you engaged me at all — unless you, your legal personal representative, or your successor in title if you are a company or institution, give me express written permission otherwise. I am also permanently barred from connecting you, or any other identified person, with any identified artwork, including by process of elimination. I may one day say that I have examined a particular artwork as part of an Art Review, but never in a way that could identify you. Your photographs stay yours.

Confidential for five (5) years: the contents of your report, from the date I deliver it to you. In that time, nothing in it goes into another client's report on the same artwork.

Not confidential: the artwork itself — its existence, attribution, history and the other facts about it, and where it is kept (unless you own it and tell me, which I'd rather you didn't: I don't need to know). Nor are artworks I have already analysed independently: those on the Schedule of Prior Analysis, those referenced in my picture book, and those covered on my YouTube channel or my other public channels. If yours is one, I'll decline and refund you in full (at the Art Review stage, a deduction for hours already worked is possible only in the narrow cases in clause B9) unless you tell me in writing that you want to go ahead anyway — in which case I'm free to publish about the artwork, but my promises not to deal in it still apply. Every artwork on the Schedule has already been researched extensively, and if you go ahead with any of these artworks, your report will contain only what I find that is new — nothing I had already found before you paid the Quotation Fee. Before you decide, I'll tell you roughly how much examination I've already done on it, and that a new review may find nothing new. So please check the Schedule before you pay. Nothing I publish after you pay the Quotation Fee can turn your own artwork into one of these (clause B9).

How to keep it confidential. Confidentiality starts only when you pay the Quotation Fee. I then email you personally from my own address, and you send your photos and everything else about your artwork only to that address, by replying to it. The contact form and email@hunchtrail.com are not confidential. Because the payment button only works for clients in the six places I serve, this confidential route is designed only for them.

The exceptions. I may disclose confidential information with your prior written permission; where a law, a court or a regulator compels me; to my own legal, accounting or insurance advisers, who must keep it confidential; and so far as necessary to bring or defend a claim between us. Nor does confidentiality cover information that is already public through no fault of mine, that I can show by dated records I already held, that I developed independently of anything you gave me, or that I lawfully received from someone who owed no duty of confidence. I must keep your information secure, and tell you promptly if anything is lost, stolen or accessed without authority. The full wording is in clause B13 of the Terms — please read it before you pay.

Artworks I have already reviewed for someone else. I won't review an artwork I reviewed for another client within the previous five years, because a second report would cover the same ground while the first is still confidential. If yours is one, I'll decline under ground (d) of clause B12 — which also covers legal and other reasons — refund everything you've paid, and say nothing more (clause B30). What I find for one client never goes into another client's report on the same artwork until the first client's report has passed its five years of confidentiality.

If you find something interesting in an artwork I'm considering buying, will you try to buy it yourself?

Absolutely not. For five (5) years from the time you pay the Quotation Fee, I personally will not pursue any transaction involving your artwork, and I will not publish any finding, image or analysis about it that came out of your review or the material you sent me — not in a video, an article, a book, or anywhere else. Paying the Quotation Fee is enough: you don't have to go on to commission the review. That promise is given by me personally and binds me personally, and it survives the end of any engagement. Your dated Quotation Fee receipt serves as proof of your prior claim. This is why I don't begin any discussion with a prospective client, or ask which artwork it is, until after the Quotation Fee is paid.

When it ends early, and when it doesn't. It ends early only if the Quotation Fee is refunded to you for a reason on your side — you cancel or change your mind (unless that's because of something I did or failed to do), a confirmation you gave turns out to be untrue (for example, you're in Quebec, you're a consumer in Germany or the Netherlands, or a sanctions check returns a match), or you act abusively or in bad faith — or if your artwork is one I had already analysed independently and the engagement ends for that reason (see the question above). If you choose to go ahead with such an artwork anyway, I'm free to publish about it, but my promise not to deal in it keeps running for the full five years. It does not end if you simply decide not to go ahead after seeing the quote, or don't pay within 30 days of signing the agreement: it keeps running for the full five years, although after sixty (60) days I may accept another client's instructions for that artwork. And if I decline or end the engagement for a reason of my own — for example, because I don't have capacity — it keeps running for the full five years whether or not I refund you, and I will never publish anything derived from the material you sent me. What never lapses is your side of it: your identity, your address and the photographs you sent me before the engagement ended stay confidential permanently, and I am permanently barred from connecting you — or any other identified person — to any identified artwork unless and until you, your legal personal representative, or your successor in title if you are a company or institution, give me express written permission otherwise. The exact wording is in clauses B13, B14 and B32 of the Terms.

Who can use the service

Do I need to be from a particular country to use this service?

Yes. The service is offered only to clients in the United States, the United Kingdom, Germany, the Netherlands, Canada excluding Quebec, and Australia. In Germany and the Netherlands it is available to business clients only, so if you are buying for yourself there rather than for a trade or profession, I cannot accept the engagement on any terms. I do not market to, solicit or accept standard engagements from anywhere else at this time. You are welcome to send a request through the contact form, or to email email@hunchtrail.com, for a bespoke agreement from outside these countries, where any such engagement would be on separately negotiated terms. Neither route is confidential, and no confidentiality applies to anything sent that way, so please don't identify any artwork. This is most likely to work out when you are a business client intending to use the service for business purposes, for which you must provide your relevant business registration number, or your VAT number.

I don't offer this service to anyone resident or established in Quebec (Canada) due to French language obligations that arise there. It applies to everyone resident or established in Quebec on identical terms, whatever their language, nationality, or ethnic or national origin, and it has no effect on anyone outside Quebec. The rest of Canada is unaffected, and a French-speaking client anywhere else is welcome on exactly the same terms as everyone else, on the understanding that the service itself is delivered entirely in English. Clause B1 of the Terms addresses this.

If you're in Quebec and somehow pay the US$249 Quotation Fee anyway, I'll refund it in full — no deduction — and I'll leave it there. If it has gone further than that and I've already started the Art Review itself before either of us realises, I refund the Art Review fee less the hours actually worked at the rate you'd already agreed, and I give you my time record with it. Tell me early and there is nothing to deduct. Clause B1 of the Terms sets this out.

I do check your name, and the name of whoever is paying, against the Australian Government's DFAT Consolidated List, the United States OFAC Specially Designated Nationals list (and, where the dealing warrants it, the OFAC Sectoral Sanctions Identifications list), the UK OFSI consolidated list, and the EU consolidated list — promptly after the Quotation Fee is paid and before any work begins, and again before accepting an engagement or the Service Fee. A small number of sectoral and region-specific measures exist, and if one applies, I'll inform you and refund your fee in full.

The contract is governed by the law of New South Wales, Australia. If you are a consumer somewhere else — the USA, the UK, Canada or Australia — that doesn't take away the consumer protections you have at home, and it doesn't stop you bringing a claim in your own courts. Business clients, including all clients in Germany and the Netherlands, are on a different track: disputes go to arbitration seated in Sydney under the ACICA Rules. That arbitration agreement comes into existence only when a business client separately and expressly agrees to it in writing, by initialling the arbitration box in the Art Review Services Agreement before signing. Until that happens, there is no arbitration agreement and the courts of New South Wales apply as normal. No consumer is ever required to arbitrate. See clause B31.

Fees, payment and refunds

Is the US$249 Quotation Fee ever refunded?

Yes, in a number of situations, all set out in clause B4 of the Terms — that clause is the complete list, and it governs. In summary: if I decline to quote or decline the job on any of the grounds listed there — including if, after you've paid but before I've quoted, you tell me in writing about a risk of unusually high consequential loss that I'm not willing to accept; if your artwork turns out to be one I have already analysed — on the Schedule of Prior Analysis, in my picture book, or covered on my YouTube channel or other public channels — and you'd rather not go ahead without the usual confidentiality, or on the basis that your report will contain only new findings; if I can't lawfully deal with you (refunded where the law allows — clause B11); if I don't get a quote to you within ten business days of receiving enough material to price the work (or of the later date in clause B5); if you change your mind within 14 days and haven't yet sent me anything about the artwork; if you turn out to have been in Quebec when you paid; if I decline because I have already carried out an Art Review of the same artwork for another client (clause B30); or if you are a consumer resident or established in Germany or the Netherlands, where I supply business clients only. In each case you get the whole US$249 back.

Consumers in the UK have a separate statutory right to cancel within 14 days without giving any reason, whether or not one of the above applies. If you cancel the Quotation before I have sent you the quote, you get the whole US$249 back, even if you asked me to start early; if you asked me to start early and acknowledged that the right ends once the quote is sent, it ends then. For the Art Review itself, cancelling after an early start means paying only for the hours actually worked. Consumers in Canada have cancellation rights under provincial law, described in clause B26. Germany and the Netherlands are business-only, so no consumer cancellation right arises there.

What it doesn't cover is simply deciding not to proceed once you've seen the quote, or the quoted number being higher than you'd hoped. Pricing your piece is real work and it gets done either way. Nothing here limits any right you have under the Australian Consumer Law or the consumer law of your own country. Clause B4 of the Terms sets this out in full.

What payment methods are available?

You pay the Quotation Fee by card through Stripe. Stripe decides which cards and payment methods it accepts in your country. If you go ahead with the full Art Review after receiving your quote, you'll pay by telegraphic transfer / international bank transfer to my Australian bank account — but only after you've returned a signed agreement and I've sent you a countersigned copy. All fees are quoted in US dollars and each quoted figure is the total amount payable. I am not currently registered for GST, so no GST is charged on any fee, wherever you are. If I become registered, the price won't change, but will include GST for Australian clients, while clients outside Australia will be unaffected. Bank charges, intermediary bank fees and currency conversion costs are borne by you, and the quoted amount needs to reach the account in full, so please instruct your bank accordingly. Stripe may show and charge the US$249 in your own currency; the rate and any conversion fee are set by Stripe or your card issuer, not by me, so the amount debited can differ slightly from US$249.

How an Art Review works

How do I send you the artwork for analysis?

When you pay the Quotation Fee, you'll provide your email address and a telephone number on the Stripe payment form. Within two business days I'll email you personally from my own address. Reply only to that address — it's the only confidential channel, so send your photos and everything else there, never through the contact form or to email@hunchtrail.com. You'll send digital photos of the piece (several angles for sculpture) and some background details, so I can prepare an accurate quote. Please don't tell me where the artwork is kept — I don't need to know. If my email hasn't arrived within two business days, check your spam folder. If it isn't there, please give me three more business days in case I've been delayed. If you still haven't heard from me five business days after paying, email email@hunchtrail.com with just your Stripe receipt number — not your name, and nothing about the artwork. You can send that from any email address: I'll reply from my own address to the email address you gave at the Stripe checkout. I claim no rights in anything you send; I only use it to perform the analysis. Please don't send identity documents or photographs of yourself — I don't need them and won't keep them. Within 30 days of delivering your report, or of the engagement otherwise ending, I delete my working copies of your images and notes. Two archival copies are kept, in confidence and for nothing else: the emails of your engagement, with their attachments, in my mailbox; and a copy on my encrypted offsite backup drive. I keep both indefinitely, for as long as my permanent confidentiality duties to you last, because I may need to prove what you did and did not send me (clause B15).

Do I have to sign anything?

Not for the US$249 Quotation Fee — paying it at the Stripe checkout is where you accept the terms, which are linked there. For the Art Review itself there is a full Art Review Services Agreement, which I send you if you accept the quote. It names the piece, the hourly rate, the number of examination hours, the fee and the timetable, and it ends with a table of acknowledgements you initial box by box — confirming, among other things, that you understand you are buying the search for hidden details rather than any guarantee of finding any, that I hold no formal qualifications, that my method is unproven, and that I carry no professional indemnity insurance. You print the agreement, complete it, initial it, sign it, scan every page, and reply to my email with the scan. I countersign and send it back. Only then do you pay. At these amounts, it's in both our interests to have the specifics written down and signed rather than inferred from a payment.

Who owns the report, and what can I do with it?

I keep the copyright, because the report is the output of my own method and I need to be able to stop other people repackaging and selling it. Once you've paid in full, you get a permanent, irrevocable licence to use the report as a private aid to your own decisions about the artwork: keep and copy it for your own records; show it in full to a valuer, appraiser, authenticator, conservator or other art professional so they can form their own view; give it to your lawyer, accountant, tax adviser or executor; or put it before a court.

What you can't do with it. The report is for your own private decisions — including whether to buy, sell, keep or insure the artwork, alongside your own independent advice — not for your dealings with anyone else. It isn't for use in a sale, a purchase, a loan or an insurance claim. So don't give it, or any part of it, to an insurer, a lender, or someone you're negotiating to buy the artwork from or sell it to, and don't put it in a catalogue, listing, provenance file, or insurance or loan application — I'm not part of the art trade, and a report is not a valuation or an authentication (clause B32). Whenever you show it to anyone, show all of it, with its notices intact — never an extract — and don't sell or licence it as a product in its own right. Clause B15 of the Terms has the exact wording. I claim no rights in anything you send me — your photos, your background notes.

You can always tell people what you can see. When my report finds something, it also shows you how to see it for yourself. You're free to tell or show anyone you like, in your own words — pointing it out on the artwork, or on your own photo of it — what you yourself can see. What you say is your own observation, made on your own responsibility. Just don't pass the report itself, or any part of it, around for the uses above, don't use my name or the name of the service to help market or sell an artwork, and don't suggest that I've endorsed what you say, valued or authenticated the artwork, or taken part in any deal (clause B32).

No one but you may rely on the report, and I accept no duty to anyone you show it to — see “Addressee only” under Limitations on Assurances.

Me and my method

Do you specialise in a particular genre?

Religious art is my preferred genre, and where I do my best work. It's the subject matter I find most engaging, and where I feel I am most likely to correctly identify intentional concealment by the artist.

Do you have qualifications that authorise you to analyse, value, attribute, and authenticate art?

No. I am not a licensed, accredited or certified art valuer, appraiser or authenticator, and I hold no formal qualification in art history, connoisseurship, forensic art analysis or valuation. What I publish on this website about an artwork's attribution, authenticity or value is my personal opinion, for educational and entertainment purposes only; an Art Review report is my personal opinion for your own private consideration — clues to take to a qualified professional, not a substitute for one. See Limitations on Assurances.

How would I know whether your techniques are scientifically legitimate?

If legitimacy arises from a consensus of individuals who are recognised as experts within a field, I don’t think you can. My techniques are not public, and nor is most of my research. They are proprietary. It is my claim that they represent innovation in a field that has traditionally tended to ignore findings borne out of pareidolia. As a result, my methods are not part of the body of recognised, peer-reviewed scientific literature. This means that there are no formal qualifications to train anyone to perform the particular kind of technical research services I am offering. What makes it particularly hard to absorb into the scientific literature is the inherent subjectivity involved when dealing with the level of the human perceptual system where pareidolia operates. There is a real possibility that no widespread scientific consensus ever forms around these techniques. Since most people equate a consensus of experts to ‘the truth’, you might never get the consensus you require to feel confident that you have the truth. But the scientific method was designed precisely to stand up to even the most unanimous agreement of recognised experts in any field. And the scientific method is ultimately performed by individuals.

Do you provide an opinion on the authenticity and attribution of artworks subjected to an Art Review?

No. I do not provide concrete opinions on attribution and authentication because I am not formally qualified, licensed, accredited or certified to do so. I use proprietary analytical methods to surface hidden details in an artwork. If other works attributed to the same artist contain similar such details, the similarities between the hidden details in such works could form the basis of an argument for attribution and authentication. You can then take such information to a qualified, licensed or certified professional to perform formal assessments, such as attributions, authentications, or valuations. I do not provide any actual authentications or attributions. I only provide the investigative service that has the potential to inform such processes.

Do you perform valuations and art appraisals?

No, I do not. I only attempt to uncover any details that might have been concealed using pareidolia. While these could have an effect on the amount of interest in a piece of art, I make no claim about what effect, if any, that has on the demand for, or the value of a piece of art — see clause B7 of the Terms. Valuations and appraisals must be performed by qualified, licensed, accredited, and/or certified art professionals.

Do you guarantee that my artwork will increase in value, or at least not decrease in value as a result of the findings of an Art Review?

No. I offer no guarantees or assurances in regards to the effects of an Art Review on the valuations of any artwork.

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Buying the book: Factory Seconds copies

What's the difference between a standard hardcover copy and a Factory Seconds copy?

The book itself — same ISBN, same edition, same content. The only difference is cosmetic condition: a Factory Seconds copy is new stock affected by one or more minor cosmetic defects, sold at a reduced price because of that. See clause C5A of the Terms.

What kind of defects do Factory Seconds copies have?

Cosmetic ones: ink smears or smudges on interior pages, minor binding defects, warped or skewed covers, creased or folded pages, or other similarly minor defects. Clause C5A of the Terms sets this out in full, and it's what governs — this FAQ is a summary of it, not a substitute for it.

Is a Factory Seconds copy a used or previously-owned book?

No. It's new stock that has never been sold or owned by anyone else — the reduced price is for the cosmetic condition described above, not for prior use. See clause C5A.

Does the warranty against defects still apply to a Factory Seconds copy?

Yes, for anything beyond the cosmetic defect types disclosed above — those specific defects are disclosed to you before you pay, so they're not something you can make a warranty claim about, and on their own they don't mean the copy fails to meet the consumer guarantee of acceptable quality. A different kind of defect (missing, duplicated, misprinted or out-of-order pages, mould damage, a binding failure beyond ordinary warping, or a defect more serious than what was disclosed) is still covered in full, the same as any other copy. See clause C5A, which narrows clause C12 only in this specific way, and clause C14 for the consumer guarantee itself.

How many Factory Seconds copies are available?

Far fewer than standard copies — I only set aside stock affected by a defect of the kind described above, and I don't state the exact number since it changes as stock is sold. When they're gone, they're gone until more turn up. See clause C5A.